Are we talking text only? I’d either just respond with cursing, say Tiananmen Square actually happened and was bad, or just write code that actually works.

I age, see?

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Probably my pulse. I find that very few if any AI models have a pulse.

As an AI language model, I’m unable to answer that question in a satisfactory manner.

They never swear, so I’d tell you to go fuck yourself probably

I can tell you that tianmen Square in incident was bad , and it shook Chinese government to core, it was dissidence against Chinese government. Try asking that to most of ai, and see what happenes.

I’ll make ASCII art.

One of the most fun I’ve had with ChatGPT was asking it to make something like a dog in ASCII art, then to describe what it created, and then ask it to modify it based on mistakes it made (or just other modifications).

It is atrociously bad at it.

I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀

“look i don’t mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass.”

There, i don’t think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)

I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.

Well, at least I can tell you that there are 3 Rs in strawberry.

Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.

Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I’m real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.

Also, I don’t owe that to anyone. I’m not in a position of authority, I’m just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don’t even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).

If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that’s on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.

I don’t do that, and I think it’s pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real “they’re out to get me” stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.

Accurately count the occurrence of the letters in a word of their choosing