Why can’t we just deport the one immigrant that’s taking all the jobs?

Hrgmphlrrrgggmmmrrrm…

YKK

That seems like a great way to never ride anything again ever…

Dear headline writers:

Unless “Slammed” is followed by “into the announcer’s table,” use a different word.

Thank you.

I was going to say Mars, just to get there before fElon, but Alpha Centauri sounds nice!

After finishing the series, I am upset and I want more!

Whose parents do I have to kill to get one of these billionaires to become Batman?

E

Chances are you can find a planet by accident, it’s just going to take a very long time

You want a tiny mammoth, I want an aquarium sized whale… Where’s the line? How long until there’s a game show of duck sized horses or horse sized duck?

The world would become pretty gay, since there wouldn’t be another option.

It looks like it held in a sneeze

Go Team Cobra Chicken!

Did you hike off it barefoot too, or did you pack shoes?

Everything that happens right before is panic inducing, so the actual death part is peaceful by comparison.

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.

Should we all sign up to test drive Teslas with zero intentions to buy, just to cost them time & money?