vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-22 months agoMETA: What are your favorite shower thoughts?plus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMETA: What are your favorite shower thoughts?plus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square0fedilink
𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social · 7 hours agoOpening Lemmy in the morning and seeing dozens of unread comments in your inbox makes you think: what the heck did I say yesterday?message-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1255arrow-down19
arrow-up1246arrow-down1message-squareOpening Lemmy in the morning and seeing dozens of unread comments in your inbox makes you think: what the heck did I say yesterday?𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social · 7 hours agomessage-square56fedilink
irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 hours agoNormal people probably don't consider themselves normal.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down12
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareNormal people probably don't consider themselves normal.irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square14fedilink
irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day ago🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down122
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-square🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square28fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoSadly, Athena toppled over on the moon. With a lunar eclipse coming shortly, why didn't they design in a secondary power source over solar?plus-squarewww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down17
arrow-up131arrow-down1external-linkSadly, Athena toppled over on the moon. With a lunar eclipse coming shortly, why didn't they design in a secondary power source over solar?plus-squarewww.theguardian.comover_clox@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square26fedilink
khannie@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agoThe human hand is incredibly good at seeing what's inside your pocketplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down17
arrow-up1240arrow-down1message-squareThe human hand is incredibly good at seeing what's inside your pocketplus-squarekhannie@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agomessage-square77fedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 3 hours agoCommenting what is happening in twitter is to content creation what crabs are to evolution.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down13
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareCommenting what is happening in twitter is to content creation what crabs are to evolution.plus-squareNONE@lemmy.world · 3 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoI firmly believe all 3-4 letter acronyms(and initialisms) will eventually be used for evil.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down118
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareI firmly believe all 3-4 letter acronyms(and initialisms) will eventually be used for evil.plus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square42fedilink
wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 1 day agoCopilot is on every updated PC. Forever.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down142
arrow-up1-33arrow-down1message-squareCopilot is on every updated PC. Forever.wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 1 day agomessage-square10fedilink
ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agoFailed ransom plots in the past might've succeeded if Cryptocurrencies existed.message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down13
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareFailed ransom plots in the past might've succeeded if Cryptocurrencies existed.ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square9fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoWe were once forced to watch predetermined junk on cable TV, now we get to choose which junk we want to watch on internet TV.message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down111
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareWe were once forced to watch predetermined junk on cable TV, now we get to choose which junk we want to watch on internet TV.IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square21fedilink
Muad'dib@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 days agoHarry and Ron were always bored in class because Rowling's magic system is boring as hellplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down139
arrow-up1366arrow-down1message-squareHarry and Ron were always bored in class because Rowling's magic system is boring as hellplus-squareMuad'dib@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square117fedilink
Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agoThe phrase "mild-mannered" is meant to convey that nobody would suspect they are a superhero, but nowadays it is exclusively associated with secret superheroesmessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down15
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareThe phrase "mild-mannered" is meant to convey that nobody would suspect they are a superhero, but nowadays it is exclusively associated with secret superheroesFreshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square7fedilink
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 13 hours agoAs many spoonfuls of peanut butter as desired; several tokes; drink lots of water.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down118
arrow-up1-10arrow-down1message-squareAs many spoonfuls of peanut butter as desired; several tokes; drink lots of water.unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square2fedilink
daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world · 2 days agoI bet nuclear disarmament would happen pretty fast if the first time they fired of a nuke it would look like a giant pussy instead of a cockplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down164
arrow-up1-53arrow-down1message-squareI bet nuclear disarmament would happen pretty fast if the first time they fired of a nuke it would look like a giant pussy instead of a cockplus-squaredaepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square11fedilink
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 4 days agoBlackBerry may have the perfect opportunity to produce a Canadian made cellphone to compet with Apple and other America brands. message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down16
arrow-up1144arrow-down1message-squareBlackBerry may have the perfect opportunity to produce a Canadian made cellphone to compet with Apple and other America brands. NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square49fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agoBest thing you can do for genuinely free stuff is share it with others and talk it upmessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down15
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareBest thing you can do for genuinely free stuff is share it with others and talk it upElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square5fedilink
kreynen@kbin.melroy.org · 3 days agoI'm not willing to pay for premium streaming without ads, but I would pay a little more to only have ads without dogs if it meant I wouldn't have to deal with my dogs trying to kill my TV.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down117
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareI'm not willing to pay for premium streaming without ads, but I would pay a little more to only have ads without dogs if it meant I wouldn't have to deal with my dogs trying to kill my TV.plus-squarekreynen@kbin.melroy.org · 3 days agomessage-square14fedilink
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 days agoI do not agree with their political views, but skinheads make pretty nice punk music message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down163
arrow-up1-58arrow-down1message-squareI do not agree with their political views, but skinheads make pretty nice punk music abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 days agomessage-square37fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoWe're anonymous here because we're all afraid of each other. And that's a lot of fear.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down148
arrow-up1-41arrow-down1message-squareWe're anonymous here because we're all afraid of each other. And that's a lot of fear.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square10fedilink