Swing the bat until the gold flows

Agent Smith is a stand-in for fascism. He does not “kind of have a point”.

👀 are we pissing on the moon???

Dickheads who lack the media literacy to realise that Agent Smith was, in fact, the bad guy.

this is the most bitchless thing i’ve read all week, congratulations

Yooo it’s the shrimpmaxxing greentext! I love this one!

Handles do exist, they’re just optional and most channers don’t use them.

The Room

Women-are-wonderful_effect

Well yeah, that’s because we are 🥰

I hate this.

You don’t want it self-deleting the first time it encounters negative reinforcement learning.

Uhh yes i do???

Wow, just say you hate druids.

Kill it to death. With hammers.

mfw when the ant colony introduces Chinese characteristics to their economy: 🤯

Idk mate, I feel like most anarchists are pretty fucken vocal about how we should deal with fascists. What would happen to them within a stateless society is probably what we say should happen 🤷‍♀️

Interesting. I get that this is a pretty morbid line of thought, but I’d kinda just assumed that the amount of force required to crush a person like that would be more than enough to just… rip off a foot or the limb or whatever and still leave enough of a person left over to survive…? At least, assuming bystanders were quick enough to stop the bleeding. idk…

Housing should never have been made into a commodity.

You’ve piqued my curiosity: how does one even get sucked into an escalator? What’s gotta happen to make that work???

Nah, you’re wrong. People’s reading comprehension on Lemmy is unironically worse than anywhere else I’ve ever been.

You mean to say I should let it out of the enriching environment i’ve set up for it in my basement? What if it runs away???