Idk man, the universe is an algorithm.

Everything I did, am doing, and will do, are all part of the algorithm. I have no control. Free will is a lie. Even the act of me typing this comment, is not of my free will. The neurons are making me do it. AH FUCK STOOOOP IT YE FUCKING NEURONS, BAD NEURONS…

Everything is fine, I have free will, disregard everything above, that’s the other half of the brain in this body that’s being weird.

THERE IS NO FREE WILL

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

You did not choose Lemmy. Lemmy chose you! Accept your fate. Accept Determinism.

I can see posts from 2 months ago without scrolling down. You have a very different definition of “active” lol

Seems like they reclaimed it.

Last I heard, they failed the renewal and it was auctioning at $300 USD

17billion of them.

Xi had a clone army?

🤔

Um…

Can I have more than 1?

The Magicians

The Expanse

Travelers

The Good Place

and if anime counts:

Steins;Gate

Apple no longer have 32GB phones.

The minimum is now at 128GB for Apple’s cheapest phone. Its been the minimum since the iPhone 11

I understand your contempt for Apple, and I hate Apple too, but lets stick with the facts.

Apple’s latest phone:

Samsung’s latest phone:

About the same…

hexbear didnt renew their domain 🤣

its now chapo.chat

It does matter.

For example, your instance, lemmy.world, blocks !piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Not Jolly 😾

Captain Jack Sparrow disapproves 🏴‍☠️⚔️👑

Terminator 2 Theme

Not sure if “favorite”, I can’t recall every soundtrack I’ve heard, but definitely one of my top favorites and the first I thought of.

That’s a win, since I fooled the AI

😁

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Or maybe because they feel offended because they are Chinese

I’m Chinese-American and I’m not offended. The tankies from .ml are

Drones

Codes (about ciphers)

Hopefully, the phone manufacturing oligarchs don’t collude and collaborate.

I mean… $400 is what I was willing to spend. You could go lower.

But I used sub-$100 android phones and… they aren’t great. (very laggy)

Transplant Candidates:

Black American Man who runs a charity: Denied ❌️

President: Approved ✅️

All Hail President Underwood

Lets change the statistics of billionaires?

Rain is quite common. Most clothing isn’t waterproof.

Or you could be making a call after a rainy day then drop it in a puddle.

Or your drinks spilled over

etc… etc…

Something something Norms and Traditions, oh its time for my vacation on my private jet, cya!

We need to write a new constitition. This time, we have to ban electionic voting.

You can’t hack paper.