distantsounds@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoHow many eggs for that tessera?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up11.29Karrow-down111file-text
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minus-squarefacepainter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·5 hours agoOn the toilet? In public! Grabs his heart the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses. The end.
minus-squareBoxOfFeet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 hours agoYeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.
minus-squaremimavox@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour agoI think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get you point.
On the toilet?
In public! Grabs
his heartthe area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.The end.
Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.
I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get you point.