Shaka, when his videos were demonitized.

I get it, I get it, I’m old. Sheesh…

10/10, no notes.

A calcium deposit.

This is how language evolves.

Better than some of the other words I’ve seen created in my lifetime, no cap.

[ ] Introduce an entire generation to the joys of thalassophobia and megalophobia.

I already miss people fulfilled by their jobs.

And public expressions of happiness in general.

Aww, look at the little hortlets.

Hahahahahaha. Oh, goodness, no.

Lord knows that car can’t do so by itself.

Monsanto I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Corn™.

“Get with Josh about how to handle this client’s order logistically. Is your email still sexysandworm2010?”

“Y-yeah.”

For two very important reasons. Apple doesn’t make shit, they don’t sit in the writers’ room, they don’t produce, they don’t interfere with the creation of their originals on any level. They buy IP rights and then hire experts to do all the work.

The second reason is Apple is spending more per episode of their originals than anyone else, including Netflix.

Sanctity of the creative process and a whole lotta money will get you very good content.

I wanna hear the real audio.

Police officer: “And I took that personally.”

They’re not sending their best.

Ironically, the mirror is the one most likely to be misrepresenting your image. In addition to being a flipped image of what you look like, anything but the most perfectly flat piece of glass is slightly distorting your proportions. And some mirrors are built to intentionally distort your appearance to make you appear more flattering to yourself.

Even though I’ve worked in childcare almost all my life, I never really understood how having a child of my own would seriously increase my upper body strength. It looks like I lift weights all day cause I basically do.

When you ask too much of Apple Support: