Steam does suck though? It’s hard to use, and most things are better boiled/blanched or fried.

Sounds like you’re describing something like the Monowalker

There are some people who have done DIY hiking trailers by chopping up youth bikes too so maybe look into that as well.

Given that a four wheel design spreads the weight to four wheels instead of just two, four wheels can obviously move more weight more easily than two.

Gonna have to disagree just on this point. Unless you’re worried about sinking into soft ground or something, two wheels can take the weight just as well as four. Fewer wheels is often more maneuverable and there’s less friction. I mean, you specifically mention wheelbarrows which show this trade off; stability for easier rolling/maneuverability.

Plus, there’s a disincentive to take proactive action in religious institutions because that’s basically acknowledging that God isn’t actually as involved as they think.

I’m not sure about that… Probably just caught a whiff

Property taxes is the answer

You can do both. Saying they’ve supported dictatorships doesn’t mean they haven’t also supported democracy. It’s bordering on being a non sequitur.

Earlier:

So people are fleeing the US? That’s not the brag you think it is…

Early tinder

Characters, not keystrokes

Maybe a stretch as it’s not parodying a song but parodies Star Wars kinda sorta? Seagulls! (Stop it Now)

Lonely Island has a few (Jack Sparrow) comes to mind but again not a direct parody of a specific song.

Richard Cheese does straight up covers but they are so stylistically different that it’s basically a parody. Chop Suey

Then there’s the classic comedy music duos: Garfunkel & Oates (Loophole), Flight of the Conchords (Business Time)

Bo Burnham’s whole Inside special is fantastic too.

Looks like I’m mostly listing comedy music and not necessarily parodies, but oh well.

Was it a both sides thing? I read it more as since the Democrats are throwing very little opposition (holding up tiny little signs like Wile E Coyote before gravity kicks in? That’s it??) it’s game over.

Which is why it’s so surprising they didn’t extend the box and love the receptacle out. Maybe this is just a cheeky picture taken during the dry fit of the mirror for the meme?