Exactly. When I signed up for the military, it was because I wanted to kill people, and not because I had no other good choices

Yeah, those people are terrible. I’m glad us people aren’t like that. Those people are scum. They’re not like us. We’re good people, which I know because we believe in the correct things and have the right opinions

It’s not. That type of thinking just works with the narrative, whether it’s conflating “Israel” and “Jews,” or “Men” and “rapists,” or “Blacks” and criminals, or Muslims and terrorists. The point is to make it impossible to argue with anything said

How are you JUST NOW learning this? This happened in 2020 too

Options include: wheels, seats, and paint

While yes, the stock market going down is the opposite of “corporations winning”

Do you tell kids who scraped their knee to go see a doctor?

Whoa, hold the fuck on. Are you seriously suggesting that expensive, paid mental health care be used to treat serious mental health problems, rather than as a way of dismissing half the planets emotions?

Tell you what, let’s have a contest: we each mail 100 letters, me from USPS and you from FedEx, and we track which ones arrive first

Most people’s only interaction with the homeless is seeing them from a distance, and then making assumptions about them

To be fair, it’s kind of weird that there’s a black medal of honor in addition to the regular one.

A) No executives anywhere are taking personal accountability for anything

B) I upgraded from the 12 to the 16 for Apple Intelligence and I have yet to see it offer value. A substantial portion of hey Siri voice requests return with “I’m sorry I didn’t get that” even when using the voice transcription feature gets the words right

I’ve added limes to the grocery list

Quality content? You mean the exact same stuff that’s on Reddit, often copied directly from Reddit?

800,000 “Trump bad! Look at this latest bad thing Elong did!” posts a day is not quality content

Seems like just yesterday Metallica was suing people for enjoying copyrighted materials

Schumer has been in Congress since 1981 and politics since 1975, so maybe stop fooling yourselves that he’s going anywhere

Grass and gas also accepted

I chose a STEM degree and made less than a McDonald’s manager, because academic science jobs pay poorly