Imagine how insufferable he would be today.
Imagine how insufferable he would be today.
Is it weird, that I knew what a waffle stomp is before reading the post? Have I done too much internet?
He looks like Charlie Kirk.
Maybe. I just feel bad about making a meme out of the guy.
As a single dude, I can tell You, that’s not the only thing a human hand is good at.
I would ask Jesus to take the wheel, but I can’t afford a car.
It doesn’t specify Einstein’s age. Plus this ability would be priceless for people in wheelchairs.
With comprehension like that You could be a financial advisor for the US government.
Free gravel. That’s building material. You can always sell building material.
Theoretical? Fuck, I wanted to buy a ticket.
Why not a strategic Beanie Baby reserve?
The dog trying to put a leash on his master.
I’ll repeat my comment from some time ago. He doesn’t deserve Kathy Bates. He can get Rosanne Barr or Rob Schneider.
Only just noticed Your username. For a moment I thought You were serious.
What the fuck is a “classically trained driver”?
You guys do realize this is supposed to be a parody of boomer bullshit arguments right?
I shudder thinking about the bullshit these two would spill being together on Joe Rogan.