At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.

Bouncy castle in my ass

Or, if they do fuck it up, they fuck it up like gremlins 2. Because I loved that.

It’s probably just some technical issue. I’m sure the post didn’t actually go anywhere.

His new stuff is crazy. He makes it in procreate on an iPad, after one of his grandkids gave him one. It’s still very much his style, but it’s a much newer and updated version of that style. I think it’s really cool.

His pants aren’t soiled, so it couldn’t have been that long

Yes: The Onion

And the time before that

But much more adorable

I really don’t think that anyone is shocked by this

Play outside

It was a mail in ballot. It went right into the trash.

The 2000 presidential election in the United States. I voted for Gore. In Florida.

Oops

Do you want a $30,000 iPhone? Cause this is how you got a $30,000 iPhone.

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lol, wow

See? This is exactly the type of crazy, self-serving bullshit that I’m talking about.

There is no such thing as invisible sky wizards that grant wishes. Picking and choosing who, in particular, your invisible sky wizard serves only reinforces my point that it’s a bunch of self-serving bullshit pulling out of some patriarch’s ass just so that they can reinforce their own invented power whenever rational and reasonable people tell them that they are, quite obviously, full of shit…

Thanks for proving my point

Edit: but, hey, if you can submit any verifiable evidence, and or proof that even one of the countless claims of religion over the past, several millennia are actually real, then go ahead and do that, and I might reconsider.

But, considering that not a single claim that religion has ever made ever can ever be verified or proven, I rest my case that it is all ridiculous and absurd, bullshit.

I really hope that you’re not telling me that you only had a problem with Trump’s tariffs once it affected you personally. Because that would be pretty shitty.

All religions have equal claim to this. And they’re all fucking bullshit made up by patriarchal assholes who were so terrified of losing their absolute power, they would kill anyone who would challenge it. For millennia.

Some fun new news! Now Trump wants to enact tariffs specifically on pharmaceutical companies! Hooray!

It was nice having met you!

Edit: /s, obvs; I’m so sorry that you’re in for even more shit