He tried to fight P.C. with apples.

Lutris gives you that.

How the hell is this xenophobic bullshit being upvoted?

We could prove decisively in front of the world that there is much, much more fentanyl coming in to Canada from the US than the other way around (we have), we could broadcast films of guns confiscated with both Canadian and US border guards testifying to the reality (we’ve done that, too), we could counter every single lie with proof of the truth and it would not matter one bit, because those who are going to believe us already do, and those who say they don’t really mean that whatever the Emperor says he’s wearing, he is wearing, whether I can see it or not.

We’ll never reach the die-hard Trump supporters, true, but it’s possible that some Canadians could be swayed by the firehose of misinformation coming from the American side and we need to counter that whenever we can.

He’s a funny guy.

Ah well. Better give up, then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl86G6L5PnU

Nononono! They’re super-smart! Even when everything they do looks exactly what an incredibly stupid person would do that’s just because they’re playing 1000D chess! They’ve thought of everything so we should all just give up and accept their rule.

If the United States commits their military to enforcing martial law on their own soil then it’ll be more difficult for them to escalate their current economic wars into actual wars.

I think Musk is too ambitious and egotistical to settle for being the president of the kind of backwater country that the United States will be by the time Trump’s term is over.

What if wars are the cure for cancer? I don’t know of too many people who got blown up by a mortar shell and died of cancer afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ33e9BK9aU

If we’re going to change our building codes we should mandate that lumber be cut in metric.

He’s 78 years old and lives on fast food.

Yes. Yes it is.

Luckily the United States will be irrelevant soon. They’ve already lost all their trade leverage as well as their military allies (in exchange for one that’s been locked in a quagmire for three years in an operation that was only supposed to take three days) and their economy is in the process of collapsing. Neither Democrats nor Republicans will matter soon to anyone outside of the tiny fraction of the world’s population that lives in the territory that they control.

Probably fucking up New York’s infrastructure, as usual.

And it was an aluminum bat.

Senselessly.