HorseChandelier

Err they do if you order online for collection - their staff pick your order and bring it out to you. You just park in a bay, check in and someone brings your shit.

Granted they, generally, don’t carry your shit from the checkout to your car if you do the shopping…

That 200kg of cocaine has nearly filled the storage facility.

Wait, aren’t the drugs meant to be flowing the other way?

You get ads with dogs cos the ad server knows you have dogs… I bet you regret that one time you didn’t “reject all” cookies… Welcome to targeted advertising.

We, here in the UK, for all our faults, have waaaay fewer school shootings… In fact way fewer shootings altogether (even when multiplied by ~5 for relative population size)