Yes I indeed did read the article. It’s in the section regarding the sarcasm-ESP API

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United States is that one once really attractive athletic and popular teenager who peaked during their late teenage years and now is a morbidly obese adult loser acting as if those times are still happening.

Hey, OP, it looks like you put in some actual effort in this post insteadof just using AI, and I just wanted to let you know I like this shit and appreciate your work here, and look forward to your next post.

Same here. I really hope I find nothing, but I also hope I find something.

This is wild! Nice info.

No, you’re correct. I’m just mad it took this long to help out Ukraine.

Fuck Trump, he is an orange micro-dick dumb fuck. Europe is pitifully impotent pacifists and also pathetically hesitant in helping nearby allies. Both can be true.

Why didn’t this happen in 2014 when Russians were already deep into their illegal invasion? Why did it take almost half a decade for you Europeans to help your fucking neighbor who needed it since the very beginning?

This is the equivalent of impotently finger waggling at your bullies for being meanies, meanwhile they still never respect you and do what they want anyways, including continuing to bully you. Fucking useless limp-dick attitude.

This took 60 years too long, but good stuff, Germany!

If this was plausible, you would never receive real money, and likely a dogshit Trump crypto coin that no rational ledger or bank would honor.

They would pay you “$5 million” Trump-Bucks and in reality it would be worth a pathetically impossibly impotent microscopic amount of real legal tender.

And then they would tell you to fuck off in the most publicly rude method possible to dog whistle to their racist bigoted MAGA base.

If these countries don’t wake the fuck up, stop being run by pacifist pussies, and build a solid fucking deterrence using MAD policies, they will never be safe.

Not only was it real, it was a legit stable and solid OS. Source: me using it in 2010 on an ancient IBM ThinkPad (yes I said IBM, not Lenovo).

Europe quietly growing some fucking balls but it’s still too much of a pussy to send combat troops to defend Ukraine

Is what the headline should say.

DEI allowed people with disabilities to work in government. This dipshit Trumper MAGA fuckwit thinks he was immune. Fuck him. Hope he gets everything he voted for.

American conservatives are so fucking dumb. I hope they get everything they voted for, fuck them.

Is there an distressing memes community here? Because this one is great.