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5 hours agoPretty sure parsecs measure time.
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Pretty sure parsecs measure time.
That is accurate. I’ve done extensive research.
My bum fuck town of half a million people has two of those. It’s not uncommon.
Not for jokes, though.
I think we Europeans have had our fair share of chemical warfare.
That’s not transmutation, that’s hamomancy.
Was it 13 stripes for the original 13 colonies or am I hallucinating?
5am.
Laughs in German.
It’s gonna be even more of a swamp.
That was the joke :(