The Tyee, The Daily Show, late night w/ Seth Meyers, The Guardian, and Legal Eagle.

So just to be clear.

Dude was here legally riding on two different qualified visas - the US government arbitrarily and capriciously revoked both… and now they’re arresting him for not having any legal right to be in the country.

Hey buddy, wanna find that fucking backbone during confirmation hearings?

Lindsey Graham has always and will always stand for the military industrial complex and is consistently hawkish. He’s shaking in his little meemaw’s booties because a cessation of aid means a drop in contractor spending.

The US is going into a recession.

The really keen among you probably saw this coming last summer due to the slowing job growth numbers as being inevitable regardless of how the election turned out but this fucker is absolutely making it much more painful than it needed to be.

The word you’re looking for is snowflake. Conservatives have always been the snowflakes who are unable to withstand any criticism while demanding the whole world be their safe space.

It’s fucking ridiculous how they managed to paint progressives, especially PoC and transfolk who suffer from actual discrimination and have elevated suicide rates, as being unjustifiably demanding of rights.

Whenever you hear some conservative complaining about their freedoms remember Tucker Carlson whining about how unsexy the green M&M is… or just think of Jessie Waters’ smug ass face. Conservatives are emotionally stunted and weak.

Based, you might prevent the entire covid pandemic!

I genuinely doubt it. And if he was proven to be truly Jesus and kept saying that then US Christians would either say “He doesn’t understand the modern world” or reject him for some other contrived reason (i.e. he was corrupted by modernity, the machine caused him to lose his connection to God, etc…)

Christians are full of hate because they love hate.

And release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.

My happiness, the happiness of my loved ones, and the happiness of others in that order.

Absolutely, these fucks were going to be conservative assholes regardless of the government pressure.

If you’re an “innocent employee” don’t absorb this shit for Elon. Realize that your place of employment causes you increased likelihood of personal injury and GTFO.

There are billions of humans. Why the fuck you want to try again with one of the few people you know don’t work?

The most corrupt organization in the world just met with FIFA. I’m surprised FIFA would let their name be sullied.

Also, this is just 100% grift, Americans couldn’t give less shits about soccer.

Their fall doesn’t excuse our shortcomings. We can do better.

… and that was his biggest failure for which I’ll never forgive him.

You know how smöl PP might be our next PM? (Polling is shifting towards LPC but it’s still quite possible)… had he actually gotten serious about MMP or PR the CPC’s extremist views wouldn’t stand a chance.

It’s like how up here in BC we got 3 conservative MPs to vote against opposing tariffs. Sometimes you just float a clear “no-brainer” bill to make the assholes clearly proclaim their assholeitude.

Clearly he peaked in Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden.

Plummeting? The company is still massively overvalued.

Even before the orange balls they gargled W’s “yellow cake” balls.

NYT has an extremely bad habit for just accepting press releases as fact and it’s extremely lazy.

I’m okay with that. It’s free to enjoy the cash as much as it wants.