No shame in it, it seemed impossible for them to fuck it up as spectacularly as they did.

With a huge drippin hog

Lol, that second thought boomed me pretty good, thanks

Yes, I fuck dudes, why do you ask?

Literally just talking about that! I agree that the original intent (and, you know, meanings of words) should make it “couldn’t” but I think the two have linguistically drifted together within the phrase.

The rules-boy in me rallies against it, but the descriptivist in me celebrates and I couldn’t care less how he said it.