given the state of the world, I would say… weapons or drinkable water.

Sledgehammer in my ass

make it 150€ in Paris.

Norwegian fjords are freaking deep. When you’re on the shore of Sognefjord, you’re standing in front of a 1300m deep canyon filled with ocean water.

Dude wants to win at work. I win at life.

in French: pets de nonne (nun’s farts)

yeah, but we don’t kill people anymore, that’s a fascist thing. Only the far right wants the guillotine back.

100% sure they used the hamster as a fridge magnet.

No Doubt got my teenage brain horny

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