Is that anything like the school bike?

Leave the gay planes alone!

Oh dear, one of Trump’s rubber stamps seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps some helpful billionaire will buy her an RV and a house for her mom, that seems to work on other justices.

the future of RPGs

Or, hear me out, the future might be 2D pixel-art games made by one or two people in a bedroom – not by critical acclaim or player sentiment, but just by sheer volume, filling up digital storefronts.

“Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning.” 🤔

I told my doctor that the only place I can fall asleep is outdoors.

She told me I have outsomnia.

I only have the opinions the girls tell me to have, which 99% of the time is “naps are good.”

We need more viral leftist shitposting, and less concern about getting every single fact exatly right.

Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.

“And of course, as an important Republican, he will face no repercussions whatsoever.”

Good question! I mean, I’m not suggesting that the left should create compelling, motivating, entertaining (but not necessarily “literally” true) content targeting low-information voters in an effort to swamp out fascist garbage. Nor would I imply that the time has come to use every underhanded, dirty, ratfucking trick in the book to make those voters distrust Republicans. Heaven forbid!

But I will say outright that in my estimation the left’s fastidious, timid, mousy attempts to debunk the tidal wave of fascist bullshit is not working out very well.

“Hello, fellow anons!”

Just a harmless observation here, but I can’t help but notice that liberals spend way too much time de-bunking, but not nearly enough time bunking.

No no, the Russians will invade Canada – shortly after the US just gives them Alaska.

What’s next? “I’m a proud Polish UFOlogist with real proof that aliens exist and they want to meet you!”

That is adorable!

“You should consider the effects of your words and actions on other people.”

Tech CEOs:

I don’t like where this is going…

Tesla might have to go on welfare… by having the US government buy thousands upon thousands of Teslas. 🤮

Tariffs? Oh right, import taxes. Fuck Trump.