Smuuthbrane

You have to hang a piñata first. Just FYI.

Now if I can only figure out how to get Lemmy to let me delete the damned thing…

Lather, rinse, repeat every month for the next four years.

I plan to write him a biography, “The ‘Man’ That Cried ‘TARIFF!’”

Oh no, is the billionaire bromance in trouble??

Do you have any idea how full of microplastics, toxins, and artificial dyes they are? Eat them? Geez, I wouldn’t eat food grown in their compost.

The only measured response Agent Orange is capable of doing is shitting on a bathroom scale.

Well I’m as surprised as anyone that I support this move. Never thought I’d say it, good plan Premier Ford.

As a Canadian, I’d like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.