Target is red flavor walmart.

Duuude. Discord is a dumpster fire right now. I’m interested to see how much hotter that fire can get.

For profit media is state controlled. The state being the corporations.

Are we all fedposting right now? I bet getting a top secret civilian clearance will be difficult if you write to Luigi.

Wait till you see the planet alignment in 2037.

Given the age demographic on lemmy, there is a non-zero chance one of us will be in a shady acres nursing home with advanced dementia ranting about loss and scrawling strange symbols with mashed potatoes.

Nsfw tag plz

You can start right now. Kill your boss. Quit ya job.

lunch pause

car brakes automatically if I’m distracted

These two lines paint a very sad picture.

The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I’ll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.