Remember, Mittens used to run the Holy Roman Empire, so a little bow and groveling go a long way…also he puked on the rug.

It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.

If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.

And the lord did nut, for it was not November. Amen.

Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.

Hey bro. Let’s fight bro. I’m uhhhh…mad?

Someone once told me it was 20 degrees Celsius out. I didn’t know if it was snowing, blazing, or if he was moving at 50 furlongs a minute.