Honest question, what do you think a Tankie is?

But it won’t. Hakeem Jefferies will have his members wear, “How will this lower the cost of eggs?” t-shirts as they’re obediently led in front of firing squads.

I mean, they should have known that his anti-war stance was bullshit, but I don’t think anyone saw, “maybe we’ll invade Greenland,” coming. That was a batshit crazy foreign policy position he just pulled out of his ass right before he took office.

It’s fucking insane. Even MAGAs didn’t vote for this. He just suddenly started talking about taking over Greenland and making Canada a state between the election and the inauguration, and the billionaires are just trying to extract whatever wealth they can out of our government before grandpa drives the car into a ditch.

Kinda incredible how quickly he pivoted from, “We’re gonna stop spending billions on all these wars,” to, “Fuck it, I feel like invading Greenland.”