Not that racist at all

Recycling is what Disney does best :>

I could not for the life of me get my head into the classic version of subspace. Buuuut Trench Wars was sick AF especially when the server admins set up Zombies! Events on the weekends.

I actually bought the boxed version of the game on 4 separate 3.5" floppies :o

Was in a clearance bin at Toys R Us for like 5 bucks. I remember being so stoked to be able to buy all the different weapons they teased at the end of the shareware episode!

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours:

Loved the Hugo games. The jungle one was probably my favorite up to the point where I needed to find out some trivia question about the name of some person’s dog before the time of Internet.

Def after gorilla

Woah didn’t know about the Android port! Def gonna check it out. Thanks!

You try Tyrian? It was like raptor but dialed up to 11 with different planes and an actual storyline :o

Solar winds blew my mind once I actually figured out all the controls. The universe they built was super cool and I really dug the combat. Can’t count the number of times I got owned by this guy trying to blow him up from the get go.

Save 5 rounds of cash for a death’s head nuke

Shriek “Now tremble before Thor’s Hammer mortals!” to your friends seated around you

Press fire

Accidentally blow yourself up when the wind pushes it back in your direction 🤡

Mandatory xkcd:

Jon Stewart: “How old are you?”

Tucker Carlson: “35.”

Jon Stewart: “And you wear a bow tie.”

“Look, I’m not suggesting you aren’t a smart guy, because those things are not easy to tie. But the thing is, you’re doing theatre, when you should be doing debate. It’s not honest… what you do is partisan hackery.”

Jon Stewart on Crossfire

And so savage was the mockery that he never wore a bowtie again.

After she was sexually assaulted at 16, Cooper had sworn she would never be caught unprepared. But here she was. Betrayed by her body, which would not cooperate. Betrayed by her family, who supported firing federal workers like her. And, perhaps most painfully, betrayed by herself.

She did not want to vote for Trump. Cooper hated what he said about women and hated how he treated them. Her family always said the women who accused the president of sexual assault had either made it up or deserved it. Cooper heard them and kept her own experience a secret, thinking that they might feel the same way about her.

Sexual assault victim votes for sexual assaulter is in the same vein as Jews for Hitler. Maybe not to the same degree, but definitely in the right direction. How stupid do you have to be?

Trump, at a campaign stop an hour and a half south of her, had promised to make IVF free. She knew that from a video clip she saw on TikTok. And she had believed him.