Technicalities aside, of course. It’s just the general feel, you know?

Lemmy has that “old-school forum” feel, except all the forums can talk to each other.

That universe already exists in iCarly

This is…mildly…disconcerting…

That’s a solid 3rd party use case. I’m setting it up on my cluster right now.

No, PC isn’t Java only. PC is the only platform that can play Java, while literally everything else - PC included - can play Bedrock.

Bedrock has been the norm now for longer than Java was; sorry.

If both are Bedrock, then no problem.

Why am I imagining him saying this in a highly dismissive tone

Physical machines (except my gaming PC) get Ratchet & Clank character names, and matching labels to go with it. My trusty sidekick Thinkpad T14 G1 is named “Clank”. It runs LMDE.

VMs and LXCs get actually-descriptive names, since those are what run my services.

Gaming PC is called “Dagny”; it’s a Scandinavian name for “a new day”, since that PC was a gift to myself after my divorce. It’s currently the only Windows machine in my house now.

No, it’s legit Debian in a VM.

Maybe 5 years ago. Vanilla runs fine these days.

I run 7th gen Intel hardware for my server cluster. Minecraft VMs run totally fine.

I’ve had zero issues running vanilla in a basic VM.

Why is everyone suggesting random third party shit?

Straight from Mojang/Microsoft:

Bedrock: https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/download/server/bedrock

Java: https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/download/server

Follow the instructions and go.

Any way to selfhost this?

Are you the developer?

Don’t even bother, gatekeepers gonna gatekeep

He’s still a traitor.

Hit the power button a split second before the volume button. Avoids that entirely.

the fuck