Bro this is giving me ptsd

Flashbacks of 3am debugging…

Bruh ADHD moment

Edit: fixed it

Suffering

Like hell due to

Undiagnosed ADHD

Type thing

Lmao nice

Now I want a Touch Bar MacBook! It would be so fun to customize the touch bar to my exact needs! Possibly even play doom on it!

Me when my AI powered Cloud connected Edge computed Server with wings can not do a basic checklist on its own:

I heard this in a Gibi video

Bruh I don’t wanna know what they are storing in the right one, that leak appears to be radioactive.

Yeah, kinda.

Why is their an afterburner flame coming out of a fuel pod?

As a man I can confirm that my opinions don’t mean shit

As a girl I can confirm that my opinions also don’t mean shit

ADHD moment

Next thing you know they gonna buy the a320 derived marine reconnaissance plane

I’m down to cuddle for very extended periods of time, and I wouldn’t mind an occasional friendly smooch on the cheek, but I DO NOT hold hands before marriage.

Anyway…

gets into the fetal position and puts my head on your lap, falls asleep and sometimes snores cutely

accepts on the condition that I am the little spoon

platonically bear hugs you and lays down

(ignore the “and then we kiss” part (unless (jk jk (unless…))))

rolls over and shows belly while scratching behind your ears

headpat a lemmit

they headpat back

we are frens

*earlier today

Oh haiiii, glad to meet you again!

consensual hug

headpats

Is “bomb ass” supposed to mean good or bad?