I mean, according to them, they have transcended the need for physical bodies (presumably because they ate only raw fruit and shit themselves out of existence)

let me refer you to my good friend Valiant Thor (yes that’s his name) who is a real bona-fide Venusian alien who is definitely a great person to give you health advice.

I never like to let people forget the raw fruit diet comes from a cult that believes people from Venus told us that’s the key to eternal life

“some homeless people like living on the streets!”

intelligence is a very hard thing to quantify. People who are good at math might be terrible at writing plays, both of which are intelligent processes.

I’m an bi. Can confirm I like everyone in my porn.

the idea that reality is subjective is relatively new

uhhh the parable of the cave?

no the joke is I like something that smells debateably awful.

I can’t even smell the stuff it’s horrible.

And I drink Laphroaig neat.

To the creative trades though union busting is a big fucking deal.

Movie studios will - and historically have - given children drugs to make them work 14 hour days.

hey babe don’t mind this effigy of a known pedophile I keep in my car, I’m taking you somewhere fancy tonight