Get your hands on some jalapeño puree ketchup, it’s amazing.

Hunts truly is garbage tier.

snorting is so…21st century.

mpreg.

Was that abbreviation born of necessity? Is there some context wherein it comes up so often it needs to be abbreviated for efficiency’s sake?

So like a supergroup. Like the Highwaymen.

🎶"I wore a picklehaube, on the Rhineland I did ride…" 🎶

They’re allowed to take out one German tank with light cavalry, for old time’s sake.

If you’re going to buy an angle grinder, and you value your eyes and hands, at the very least choose a brand that isn’t six random capital letters.

His mouth would fit perfectly if he was saying “Hon hon hon”

AROUND THE HORN LIKE GOD INTENDED.

He’s already wasted half of it:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/usaid-inspector-fired-trump-freeze-b2696917.html

I want this with the Civilization logo on it SO BAD.

“Peter Moleneux’s Civilization”

Edit: In the sim city font

the burden of proof is on the liar. It’s not rocket surgery.

Lol, the article is quoting a Republican’s lies. If the article had quoted someone saying “Bigfoot is real”, does that mean the article said bigfoot is real?

THERE WAS NO AUTISM EVENT.

THE REPUBLICAN LIED BECAUSE HE KNEW THE RESTAURANT OWNER WOULD NEVER AGREE TO A CAMPAIGN EVENT.

THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED THE RESTAURANT OWNER, TRICKING THE OWNER INTO HOSTING A CAMPAIGN EVENT.

Well, I don’t know about you, but I can’t teleport. the last time I checked, neither can the u.s. political zeitgeist. If we want more left, we are going to have to get there the long way.