Just a normal Russian slumber party.

“Are you trying to tell me, I can scroll without fingers?”

“No Adidas Girl #4, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to”

Fidget spinners

Tumbler has one of the worst comment layouts…

I actually encourage a watch of the fourth film, but not as a Matrix movie.

Lana Wachowski took her beloved franchise, executed it, pissed on its corpse, and left it unburied.

The film explicitly states that Warner Bros threatened to make it without her, so she decided to produce it in a way that would guarantee fans ignored it, and the franchise would be definitively concluded.

The entire movie is a “fuck you for making me do this” and I applaud it for that. It’s such a shit film, but I need to give it credit for its stance.

Then, to break the curse you’ll need to find Rita, and make her love you.

I’m more concerned about the implication of never breaking the curse.

Would failing to break the curse mean the universe fails to continue?

You would be responsible for the end of time, if so.

Assuming you can figure out how to break the curse.

As someone who doesn’t use shampoo and has hair which has re-adapted to not having the natural oils stripped out, and doesn’t use soap for the same reason, I am confident to say:

** Showers are a good thing. **

Just don’t blast your skin with steaming hot water and your skins microbiome and keratin glands will adapt. Being “100% clean” will lead to sweat which stinks because of the heat-resistant bacteria which flourishes (thanks to a less diverse microbiome) and produces bad odour after digesting your sweat.

Sweat itself doesn’t have a smell, it’s why you don’t stink the moment you start sweating.

What OP is doing here is fabricating a satirical story based on these principles.

Flip the context

Everyone knows you win the argument by default when you portray yourself as the chad