My doctor is younger than me, and she wouldn’t shut up about needing to change the clocks.

I’ve seen some suspiciously big “maple trees” up there. I can believe this.

I don’t get it. You’re making fun of the person using the spicy word predictor, right?

Another day of Spin the Verb Wheel in the editors room.

Sadly it will.

Why was the comment downvoted? Does someone think doing those things is a good idea!?

I saw a some magazine in the checkout at a grocery store that had Luigi on the cover. They’re absolutely trying to paint him as a bad guy. The cover was “The dark decent of Luigi”. I laughed and turned the magazine around. But it’s out there in every checkout line.

Dumbest shit in the world.

Just because it’s a pun it doesn’t mean it’s a dad joke.

Plenty of people have these things called “gardens”. You can grow food right in the ground with them. Fruit baring trees are also a thing people enjoy in thier yard.

Is your entire property filled with bushes or something?

Sacrifices must be made for the greater good.

That’s basically a knock knock joke.
A dad joke is something said in conversations.

Sadly, Uncle Sam is out back in a ditch.

Give the guy a break. He’s only the presid… Fuck.

I just looked at their website, there’s no sign up, unfortunately. You can email them, but that wouldn’t work for this project.

Dues Ex the famous on rails game, right?

Lmao!

Then i recommend playing more games with unique concepts. DnD is like the most generic concept on the planet.

Which is dumb. Souls games are pretty obviously a branch of metroidvanias.

If you really want a good time, do this with Japanese mega corporations.

Fallout. Tyranny. Disco Elysium. Wastland. Ultima. New Vegas. Deus Ex. Outward. Vampire the Masquerade. Any Owlcat game (yes they are a valid answer). Kingdom Come.

Those are just off the top of my head.