No no, you can choose to make the world a better place by removing humanity from it.

It’s not very cash money of you to do it but you can do it. Unless the humanity we’re talking about are just the humans with an awful lot of cash money… That’s a different story

When men were men, wo-

Well when white men were men, and everyone else was property. When you could slap any old bullshit in a jar and call it a miracle cure, dump the waste in the drinking water, and charge a fortune to put out a fire.

I wish that were true.

Sadly they’re set for life. They will spend however long they have in government building a network that will make them immensely valuable to any number of lobbying firms. We’ll be hearing about these dipshits for decades.

I bumped in to a guy at work the other day, he was in the building as a vendor, so not an employee of my company.

He’d stopped what he was doing to rant and rave about politics to some poor soul he’d happened upon here in the building who was clearly just humoring him.

This guy was parroting everything Trump had said to the letter. As every word from that guy’s mouth was some golden truth.

That’s a third of the country. People like that. Completely lost to ideology, incapable of independent thought. Proud that Trump is winning so hard all the time, and he is, of course, because he says he is.

Oh I’m not knocking it, I’m sure it’s good. But substituting beans for eggs because eggs are too fuckin expensive is has some real Soylent green vibes

The way the TSA strikes is by causing massive delays for passengers going through security. The last time they did that, the security line at Atlanta international was 2 and a half hours long at times. It wound all the way back to the check in.

Land is land. We don’t get any more. Some land is inherently more valuable than other. We should be disincentivizing ownership of land unless it’s being cultivated or contributing in some way.

By saying that farms don’t pay property tax, we’re creating an avenue for billionaires to create “farms” and skirt taxes.

Instead what we should be doing is guaranteeing that crops will sell. Pay the property tax, use the land, and if your harvest fails at market, then the government covers the gap. But not before. I’m even cool with the government buying the seed and feed. That’s all renewable and contributes to a bountiful harvest. Having taxes to pay on the value of the land encourages it’s use, and pushes the wealthy billionaires away from wanting to own it just cuz. They’ll naturally look for the least valuable land if they just want a big ass estate. Who cares if they build a mansion on a pile of worthless rock?

This is some dystopian shit right here

If you’re retired or disabled, you’re not working a farm.

If you are working a farm, then you should be paying taxes anyway.

You realize there are literally dozens of examples of dense urban environments flooded with small private businesses right?

If that was satire, it was incredibly well done. If it’s red sincere, it’s a great example of why property taxes should still apply at a certain point, and that point should be very narrow.

at the primary residence up to .25 acres. Anything more than that should be taxed as normal. Credits should be non transferrable, as in if you’re renting your landlord shouldn’t be able to claim you for tax exempt status.

They own one medical, which has many physical locations.

The car he’s reviewing does not exist. He has some technical specs and a few renders to review.

It’s not just the leaves, it’s humans fucking with the environment, on a macro and micro scale. But that’s harder to convey in a single panel

No. I am SippyCup, an uncoordinated mess.

I feel no regrets for anyone that takes a stall next to me and dares to stay on the phone.

They’re gonna know what you’re doing, and you’re going to know what I’m doing. Loudly.

Carpet bomb them with inaccuracies and they’ll spend too much time correcting you to keep up.

We are in the middle of an insect apocalypse.

Remember when you were little how many fucking moths there were? Couldn’t keep the porch light on at night or they’d get in the house and you’d be finding moth carcasses all summer.

Now there’s just a few. Hardly see any anymore.

Same for house flies, and bees. I used to have to go and spray for wasps every spring, I don’t remember the last one I saw.

I would like to run for Congress under this party. Here is platform.

What is your take on bathrooms?

Wash your hands.

What is your position on abortion?

None of my fucking business, none of yours either.

How do you feel about government spending?

If it’s creating jobs and providing a service great. If it’s feeding yachts to billionaires fucking stop it.

How will you get money out of politics?

With a fucking guillotine if I have to.