La-Le-Lu in my ass

See you in our language course Russki! 🤓

They look just as stupid here in Germany

Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!

I am always so mies and mean spirited, but honestly after reading this (in the hopes it’s real) I actually smiled at how sweet this act of kindness was.

Pearl was his wife if that tells you anything. /s

You mean that was a real person and they’ve been flaming him all these years?! Wtf

Well spit it out

Which finger do you use other than your thumb? I use my rong finger, but I’ve seen others that use the middle. I’m sure some wierdo is out there mastering the pointer thumb technique

I’ll trade you! I have to pee about every 20 minutes due to malnurishment as a kid.

Maschendrahtzaun Maschendrahtzaun :(

If you want THE best German Youtuber watch Jules. Here’s his video on Deutschland

I’d say Trump is peak ruZZian cum sock. Bernie Sanders is more peak American. Yelling into the void expecting nothing and still ending up disappointed.

I’m on Boost, I guess we’re still in the dial-up image quailty stage

I’m on mobile and am praying for a few pixels

Ja genau und WLAN ist nicht viel besser. Je wichtiger meine Aufgabe, desto langsamer das Internet. 🥲

Still better than AI slop

Am ugly so kA

Good news, they didn’t!

Don’t make me say Aang outloud!