Roasted butternut squash with carrot and red pepper, needs a good kick of ginger and black pepper.

Definitely

That pizza looks dope…

I want them to make the worm gun better. In the original it worked about as well as you would expect firing worms at people would do…

Doesn’t mean you should stop trying.

I miss r/birdswitharms

He gets his threats in the morning because there’s no-one there to talk him out of it. When he gets near an advisor they explain why it’s bad and they walk it back. Never trust anything he posts overnight, his minders aren’t there.

I love how they’re slashing incentives for EV whilst the President is doing his best Tesla add. You couldn’t write this shit.

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!