I’m honestly somewhat offended at the mere suggestion that this could be acceptable.

Her. Even better, one of them womenfolk the right is so afraid of.

Entirely fair.

To be fair, LibreOffice is also FOSS. There’s no need to boycott FOSS based on region.

Probably self-proclaimed COO of an MLM she sells shit for.

Nah, it’s a solid cheese for eating in bulk with no other ingredients. While I might prefer an extra sharp cheddar, it’s self-limiting. You can only eat so much before you just can’t do more. And something like mozzarella, while good on its own, just kinda dilutes into tasting salty. Colby Jack is generally available cheaply compared to other snackable cheeses and maintains flavor without overpowering. I respect the choice.