BARBARIAN: *slams fists on bar*
I WANNA SMASH THE BARKEEPER!
BARD: *leans flirtatiously on the bar*
I want to smash the barkeeper 😏
BARBARIAN: *slams fists on bar*
I WANNA SMASH THE BARKEEPER!
BARD: *leans flirtatiously on the bar*
I want to smash the barkeeper 😏
That still leaves the question: where does he link to?