Red means that you could but shouldn’t, purple means reconsider or die.

In any case I definitely don’t want to lick #33

I wish I knew how to find farmers selling eggs like you. $5 for a dozen is a steal. Do you wash them? Or go European style?

Need this as a t-shirt

Almost looks like a pokemon suppository.

“Anal Diglet! I choose you!”

*Slides suppository in

Can transparent iPods join in?

Pretty sure that boomer doesn’t even see you though 🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, 90% of the time I go slower than the speed limit is because someone else is slow in front of me, but people still tailgate me

I put an NRA sticker on mine, not because I support them or own a gun, but because this helps me get rid of tailgating cars behind me

I’m not, please read my post. I’m just asking a question