“It was Mooney!”

“Thou shalt not kill. Murder… but when you think about it religion has never really had a problem with murder.”

We interrupt this broadcast for an important message

“Fear not, dear consumer! The person responsible for allowing a black lady dei hire into the photo shoot has been sacked. We wouldn’t wanna allow any black people into the hallowed Space Force. That’s just silly. We now return you to OW! My balls!!!, already in progress.”

“you’ll just have to make some sacrifices for the economy”.

Musk’s new response when asked about hundreds of thousands of starving children directly tied to USAID cuts. It’s a sacrifice he’s willing to happily make.

That’s the base, right there. Frothing hated of “others.” There’s a core of Americans that are just shit, and they’ve been smearing it everywhere they touch since Nixon. Or that fucking cocksucker Woodrow Wilson.

Trump definitely voted Ass for best cinematography and audio production.

Gotta be Dark Side -Alexia Evelyn right now.

The number of voters is irrelevant. Trump will win all “elections” going forward with 103% of the vote.

And then it’ll be “Thanks Obama!” or the ever popular “Let’s go Brandon!”

E: ducking autocorrupt

Behold, the Turtle! of enormous GIRTH!

Upon his shell, he holds the EARTH!

“It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it” has never hit harder.

How can you tell if Trump or Musk are lying?

They spoke.

So, you’re a stupid fucking moron, and you’ve condemned the rest of us to hell because you’re a stupid fucking moron with lots of stupid fucking peers.

Did i miss anything?

Time to tear down the Democratic party.

That was 2016, but better late than never.

where is that version of Bernie been

JFC, your takes are absolute dogshit, but this syntax gave me a stroke. I weep for the species.

That’s not a consequence, dude.

It’s fer me ma!

He should be fired drawn and quartered on live national television for crimes against humanity and the Republic.

Ftfy

Grant was special. I could write a novel just about him and his two younger brothers, and not make a single thing up.

One time, he proudly declared that we could drive over his head with a pickup truck, and all he needed was a throw pillow from the couch to avoid road burn.

Fuck that show. Fuck the Halo show. Fuck each and every company that just buys a name and thus a built-in fan base and mutilates the original IP beyond recognition.