This shit traumatized me as a child.

I’m sure you’re a super sexy guy bro, dick up N chin up!

Ooooorr he could just print it on a latex condom.

No

No that’s just how MAGATs look, it’s an unfortunate side affect of being inbred.

Wear headphones while running?

Easy mistake, happens to the best of us.

Yummy, I love eating micro plastics…😋

As you should

Same bro I got a three day ban yesterday.

This is u/spez we’re talking about here c’mon.

Idk dude the world has a lot of assholes maybe more like 80% eh?