Bonus

Was just re-reading how Manafort installed Putin’s stooge before Zelensky. Trump seemed to have thought that’s who he could just call up and get to do his bidding. I’m saying he probably thought he was calling Yanukovych even though Manafort was his own stooge. I mean, that’s moronic and all but, it tracks, considering what we know now.

We’ve been throwing the word expert around way too casually.

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’

-Steven Wright

*Lie

It’s not a claim. It’s a lie. Come on media, you can do this.

Bullies like Trump only understand the language of power. You can’t smile or handshake your way out of their attacks. You’ve got to sock them in the kisser.

With any luck at all, the bully might finally get his ass knocked out with this kind of epic fucking up.