Louis G

Lemmy is so far left that we all share a communal girlfriend

It’s also a refreshing beverage

I work 7 days a week and I don’t have this problem.

(Jokes, I do, but I like both my week job and my weekend job)

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

Tomb Raider is a conceptually amazing game. Level design and re-use of rooms to save memory was outstanding.

Their mentors advised them to work with unconscious patients only.

It’s possible to be an asshole, selfish, insufferable, cruel, devient or do extraordinarily dumb shit while also being exceptionally intelligent and/or talented .

I use these memes to gradually radicalize my friends and family 👍

Renting out commercial properties are not a problem. Nobody needs a warehouse or an office or a hard stand to live. Most businesses either buy their own property or they need the flexibility to outgrow small offices, or to rent a hard stand for a few months or years.

Renting out residential property is and always will be parasite behaviour.

I’m a meme archaeologist and I can confirm that in this context, it means that the written action occured spontaneously, without anybody asking for it, expecting it, or wanting it. Typical used to describe things that are rather strange or baffling. Such as:

Nobody:

Cats at 3am: “I must run so fast right now”

For this meme, it’s implying that nobody really expected, wanted, or antagonized ol’ musky to become an evil corpo-oligarchic space Karen, but he did anyway, for seemingly no reason.

From now on, I’m only buying Saab Gripen fighter jets for my family at Christmas.

Did he go to city council chambers, or did he just vaguely go into the city itself and start arguing with people?

Property tax hurts landlords and I’m here for that.

What did this guy pay for his house, like 20k?

The French national bird is a Molotov cocktail

There’s still time 🙏

Their flight plan is “Going out for a pack of smokes, might be back later”

Proles don’t hurt proles.

CT owners aren’t proles tho

Canoe

Mexican on the bottom half of shelves, Canadian on the top half of shelves.