How does the second tenant pay their mortgage? One apartment’s rent should not be enough to cover the mortgage of four (or five - including the one they live in). My guess is that they only payed all the mortgages for these four properties and this is about the mortgage of the apartment they live in.

The cheat code to a stress-free life is to own lots of real estate to being with.

But 20% funnier

But if the KGB asked, you meant the capitalist pig American president.

“Who did you think it was about?”

It was called the gerontocracy.

Missed chance to called it “geriatracy”

I’m pretty sure Luigi shows a bit more than zero humanity…

That word doesn’t mean anything to him

“Illegal” as in “illegal immigrants”. It’s a connotation word, it doesn’t mean anything on its own obviously.

1. Ask ChatGPT for a solution.
2. Try to run the solution. It doesn’t work.
3. Post the solution online as something you wrote all on your own, and ask people what’s wrong with it.
4. Copy-paste the fixed-by-actual-human solution from the replies.