I can already imagine a 40-something year old manager coming into work wearing this
I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!
Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.
At least he’s wearing the red flag on the outside.
Most SQL Dbs use bits, so it would be
WHERE field = 1
The entire shirt caused me 4d6 psychological damage.