It would disgust decent people everywhere if SBF got a pardon. So I’d say he has a shot! The only question is: what can he offer Trump? Advice on crypto scams, perhaps?

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    The only question is: what can he offer Trump? Advice on crypto scams, perhaps?

    Another few pumps (followed by dumps) of Trump’s meme coins.

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    The requirements to get pardoned under the current administration are:

    • Be white
    • Be rich or high profile
    • Be generally aligned with the right
    • Claim your incarceration was politically motivated (it almost never is)

    Your crime does not matter. Trump will accuse foreign refugees of being drug dealers and violent criminals, then pardon drug dealers and violent criminals if they were white and high profile enough (Google Ross Ulbricht as an example).

    So, all things considered, SBF seems to qualify!

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      Be generally aligned with the right

      It’s gotta be authoritarian right though… I can’t see a pro-immigration, pro-choice, pro-gun, anti-tariff, anti-corruption (generally pro-freedom, that thing republicans pretend to like) libertarian getting anywhere with trump, it wouldn’t surprise me if a tankie got along better given they’re into most of the things trump likes

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        I disagree. Most of the people Trump has pardoned, helped or gotten along with are libertarians.

        They’re millionaires / billionaires who hate taxation and regulations because it gets in the way of their ruthless means of making money.

        Trump is more than happy to help them to do that. He runs the government like a quid-pro-quo crime syndicate where you can buy yourself favours, including getting out of jail.

        His authoritarianism only targets the poor; whatever scapegoat-du-jour the far-right hate today (trans, LGBT, minorities, immigrants); and anyone that tries to protect them.

        He needs votes to stay in power, and since he can’t appeal to the left because everything he does is diametrically opposed with them (regulation, social spending, taxation of the rich) he has to pander to the far-right to keep a majority. Even if he is likely more right than far-right himself.

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          There’s a difference between libertarians and republicans looking to make more money. Most of the supposedly anti-taxation anti-regulation billionaires just want less tax for them and fewer regulations for their business; everyone else and especially imported products can be taxed more to give the billionaire’s company more subsidies, and regulations to prevent competitors from growing or starting up is even more welcome. Even when it comes to personal freedoms, they don’t care and will gladly support the government in reducing those freedoms if it earns them some sway.

          This all goes directly against the libertarian principles of government non-intervention in the free market and people’s personal lives, both of which are vastly more important than just reducing taxes, which supposedly comes as a side effect later (even if in reality taxes would probably stay the same as you’d need to provide more assistance to low income people)

          This isn’t to say that more principled libertarians are necessarily noble or right or whatever compared to people who just want lower taxes, just that saying it’s about reducing taxes and giving power to corporations is buying in to the direction that corporations are trying to move the ideology in

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            Also this. I doubt he will forget it.

            https://youtu.be/ya6-_OA4As0

            For fun in case you don’t click. One of the libertarians at the convention said, “I’d rather eat my own foot out of a bear trap.” When asked if she’d support Trump.

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    The podcast he went on was utterly bonkers lol. He was complaining that the Democrats didn’t get him out of legal trouble even tho he donated so much money to them. So now he’s switching sides to Republican since they actually take care of their criminals lol.

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    After all the president, while pretending to care about fentanyl pardoned THE guy that did the most work in facilitating online sales of fentanyl

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        Kind of when fent was just getting going. Funny enough if you bought on silk road you were highly likely to get legit product. Shutting it down no doubt caused deaths from OD when people started buying off the street

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    They want to pardon the ex cop that killed George Floyd, why should this be a surprise? Laws don’t apply to the rich.