• HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    “What’s your mutation? Teleportation? Laser Eyes? Weaponized Tornadoes?”

    “…I… I can smell ants… how about yours?”

    “Oh… well… my mutation is that cilantro tastes like chalk to me.”