Diogenes was metal as hell.
But also probably gross as hell too.
so like metalheads on day 3 of wacken?
Day 4, after the STDs begin to manifest
My favorite saying of Diogenes will always be “I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly.”
It explained the idea by adding 'like how masturbation work"
From all we know that guy must have been an insufferable asshole.
Hey, now. He only brought a plucked chicken carcass to forum once. Also, I’ll have you know his natural musk was RENOWNED throughout the location near his barrel or whatever. Pot? He’s a homeless dude who wrote shit down and showed up to public meetings. I still like him. He’s definitely one of those characters that’s better to read about than meet.
He only brought a plucked chicken carcass to forum once
“We know that man is a featherless biped…”
“BEHOLD! PLATO’S MAN!”
“Fucking Diogenes.”
but he was our asshole
“E pluribus anus”
